Pfft...it's getting cold again and I have to cope once again with grumpy humits!

Trying to hide from humits and their moaning...grrr!

Yeap I know...it's being a while since I've blogged anything...Hey, busy kitty here...I have other kitties and humits to look after and even to assist humit with her work...she can't advise other humits without my help and expertise you know...how do you think she can actually advise other humits without my own vast knowledge and experience? Hmm, not appreciated or paid enough I thinkz by that humit...I might go on strike soon demanding better payment...let me think now what it would be a better payment? Tuna or salmon treats? Difficult decision here....

Anyway while I'm thinking about my paying reward for working sooo hard I might as well mention how humits (both of them) this time of year are driving me totally insane (any time of the year really if you kinda think about it...) they are soooo grumpy, it's unbelievable! Why humits (and I think it's an anthropocentric trait...not found in any other species...) are so grumpy all the time? They are never happy...it's always something that bothers them...if it's not something that us kitties did (never on purpose of course...always by accident) like after we've being to the litter tray and not cover properly or something (you try and cover your smelly doo-doo or something humit...you got it a lot easier...you just flash! Besides I've always tell them after I've being so they can clean properly if they want...MEOOOW!) or accused for making a mess while eating...(let's see you eat humits without using a fork and knife and then let's talk about your mess...) or when playing (what's the point of playing without making a little mess or something...no fun otherwise), etc. Never happy those humits with everything we do really....but of course it's not just us that they constantly moan and complain about...It's the work they do...they always hate it, no matter what they do, where or how...it's the food they eat...they always complain about they type of food, the cost, the way it's cooked, etc and of course let's not forget the big issue of the weather...It's always too cold or too hot, never right for them...in the summer they will complain about the very rare occasions in this country of being really hot (oh I can't bear it...I can't breathe it's too hot...they don't see me complaining carrying all that fur in a hot weather...I just find a cold place and stretch my self to cool down quietly!) or in the winter is the cold...oh it's too cold...brrr...my hands and feet are cold, brrr...put some more clothes on instead or turn the heating on...But again when they do put the heating on they'll still complain that it's too hot or that having heating is too expensive...moan, moan....Grr humits! Where are my earplugs?

Humit is annoyed again with other humits...who want to get rid of their kitty!

What? I'm keeping myself busy...making the most of  items I found on the floor!

Sometimes I totally sympathise with my humit as I totally understand her and for a humit at times she's spot on. You see she recently came across a case of a kitty soiling in his humits' house because he was really stressed. As humit said that poor kitty lives in a very stressful environment, he is very timid and nervous and he's being bullied by other kitties outside and by his humits indoors who don't seem to like him because he doesn't behave according to them like a kitty should (oh humit...how a kitty behaves? Can you explain it to me please? I thought that all kitties are different in many ways from each other and they behave differently in different situations...isn't the same thingi with humits too?). Because that kitty is very stressed and more likely senses that his humits don't really like him he is spraying and urinating around their house as he tries to comfort himself by surrounding himself with familiar smells, his own of course. And what his humits do to help him with his little problem? Well instead of trying to provide him with a calm and relaxed environment to help him overcome his stress they're trying to get rid of him by passing on 'a trial' period to different other people like they're passing a ball or something...not that they're making things worse here, no of course not! Silly humits don't they know that us kitties don't like changes and new people or other pets? If anything, moving from one house to another would make that kitty wanting to carry on spraying because he's feeling a lot more stressed. Worse thing is that that these humits are blaming the kitty for making them stressed and a friend who she is supposedly a kitty doctor (they call themselves vets or something) told them that their best option might be to have that kitty killed...best option for whom again? Definitely not for the kitty...as kitties are not humans and they don't think like humits or understand their humane ways...now if you kinda think of it humits don't think like kitties either...they think always like humits and they believe that kitties do things on purpose to annoy them...how silly these humits are...I do feel sorry for that poor kitty and I do hope that these silly humits do get some good advice from some reasonable other humit and find a better home for that poor kitty...somewhere where he'll feel safe and relaxed and hopefully where he'll be really cared and loved too...

What a kitty like me does on a daily basis!

Here I'm tidying up humit's mess!

I recently saw a video online where it kinda showed how a kitty apparently spends her day at home. Lies all lies! It's all lies...no kitty in this world is so active all day! Everybody knows (even stupid humits that is) that us kitties don't like doing much all day long! Even those kitties that go outside still don't do much...they just pretend that they are keeping themselves busy all day when at home...they'll just find another snoozing place in some nice warm spot in somebody's garden or even in somebody's home...then when it's dinner time they'll go home to eat and then to carry on with their snoozing!

So humits don't fall for all these nonsense that kitties at home need exercise and a stimulating environment...it's all rubbish!

What a kitty wants at home is plenty of food and I mean plenty of food...lots of warm and cosy snoozing spots and from her humits to give her some attention when you are asked to do so (not when you want to...no, no never when you are in the mood..no good to us then...when the kitty is in the right mood, then yes you can give your full attention to her not before or after!) and some toys for throwing and hiding away for you to go and fetch and find (so we can keep you as well entertained so you don't get bored and stressed apparently you need some exercise when at home to keep fit...) as well as some boxes for trying to squeeze in (necessarily exercise for all kitties), scratching posts and climbing trees (we need to be up so we can keep an eye on our domain you know...as we need to keep you humits under control of course at all times so you don't misbehave!). And let's not forget fresh catnip, nice crunchie biscuits and fresh water...oh yes and the toileting area needs to be kept in good condition at all times of course. See? We don't need much and we don't tend to do much either as too much moving around is not that good for you (this doesn't apply to you humits though or to doggies either...you all need lots of exercise and moving around..) So kitties are really easy to please if you take into consideration how much work it requires from us to keep a humit home in order at all times!

Here some pics of me at work during a normal day...always busy see?

Here I wait in the morning patiently for humits to come downstairs...breakfast is late once again 

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I'm having a little rest after a very busy morning!

I'm checking that everything is in order...humits can't be trusted really

I'm having a little snooze rest after a very busy day!

Humits are really a peculiar species no doubt about it....

A good resting place right?

 

 

Yes I know it has being a while since I've written anything on my blog but you know how things are...us kitties are very busy creatures, not having a lot of time to waste..when it comes to choosing between snoozing or doing something else there is no choice really!

Anyway so now that the summer finally arrived here south in my part of the country I tend to keep my self cool and cooler by spending a lot of my time in the coolest spots in the house where I can snooze in peace without getting hot and bothered. But humits, at least my humits and I'm pretty sure that this applies to the rest of the humit colonies, tend to think that my choices of snoozing spots are rather peculiar (do they meactually know how peculiar humits are themselves, being a species that is that it has hardly any decent amount of fur on them, only a bit at strange locations in their bodies and which that all kitties that have chewed on it, know too well and they will tell you that it doesn't taste that nice either, yuck...humit hairs! Humits are also a species that makes too much noise all the time and they don't seem to know the importance of being silent at times, they even make noise when they sleep, calling it snoring...loud gurgling noise I will call it instead if you ask me..just to mention a few of their peculiarities without going through my entire list...).

I mean what is so peculiar about a kitty snoozing on a table...purrfect view outside and being very comfy and cool next to an open window...

who's hanging? I'm just comfy!

or when using the grass as a pillow...hmm nice fresh cool grass and I can always chew some if I need to...

A nice fresh smelling cool pillow

 

 

or even when snoozing on a nice open purrfectly fitting box so I can get out pretty quickly if I really want to....

The purrfect fit box!

Humits, humits you are so strange yourselves you know, so stop criticizing my well thought choices for all my snoozing spots!!

Summer and the silly next door kitties!

This is how I like relaxing these days!!

 

 

 

It's being a while since I've written anything on this blog but being a busy kitty, well, sometimes it does take its toll on some of my responsibilities...sometimes I simply can't keep up with everything and humit is not of much of a help either...she is always busy you see or at least that's what she keeps saying all the time. You know I think it's a humit thing cause the other humit says it too...far too often.

So now that it's summer (yeah right) I should be take it a bit more easy...lots of snoozing and relaxing...this is what summer is all about...but then again we never have a proper summer just the occasional nice day or two...English summer...pssst!!

Anyway as I was saying this is the purrfect time to do less and snooze more in cool spots in the house ( I don't purrsonally do sunny spots...I'm not that silly as the other two who seem to compete for all the available sunny spots in the house...really silly who wants to get hotter...you want to feel cooler silly kitties!) and to watch the many birdies in the garden! But of course this is not always the case as the next door kitties have other ideas...aka chasing and trying to catch the cute birdies or bringing their real sometimes alive toy mice in the garden to play with...and the worse thing is that they leave behind the dead bodies of their toy mice and then our garden looks like a graveyard with corpses of dead mice scattered around...not nice! Humits need to do something about those pesky kitties..they should stay on their own home patch and they should take their mice with them..Not that I care too much for mice that is (or big moths for that matter too as I nearly caught that big one last night before humit caught it first and let it go outside...shame...I like chewing mothies, they taste..interesting...not as good as tuna snacks nevertheless still interesting!).

Anyway back to those pesky next door kitties as they can be a nuisance at times, catching mousies and scarring cute birdies and spoiling my daily views of the garden outside...grr. Humit why these kitties are out and about? Shouldn't they be at home playing with proper toy mousie and not real ones? Why their humits let them outside then? Silly kitties and their humits I say! Oh here we go again, big fat fluffy kitty from next door is chasing butterflies in the garden now...oh dear when he is going home?

Many ways to keep an eye on the ginger pest!

Well a kitty like myself has to find different ways to keep an eye on her enemies, aka the pestering and annoying ginger pest!

So with the help of my humits now I have the purrfect spots in the house to watch every move that ginger pest makes so I can always be a step ahead of him...so there...So here are my new tents/hiding places...

This is my current number one hiding place:

Well hidden here as you can see...

 

 

 

 

 

and this is my second one...

Just stretching a bit while I'm waiting for ginger pest to arrive!

 

 

and finally my third one...OK maybe not as purrfect yet but it does its job...

yes I know...it will do with a bit more covering...but what do you expect from a humit? Purrfection?

 

...now to get some supplies to keep me going while I'm keeping an eye on that ginger pest...where's humit? With a little meowing and a feel sorry for me I'm soooo hungry look I will get some snacks pretty soon now...meow, meow, hungry kitty here!

Just being busy as always...

I'm staying hidden to think about my revenge on the intruder...grrr!

Yes I know it has being a while since my last blog update...but what can I say? I'm a busy kitty after all and other things get often in my way of doing things...like protecting my forts and tents...You see now I have two new tents where I spend a lot of my time doing a lot of serious thinking...so I can solve all the household issues and help humits with their studies, work, etc...In reality I'm not a very fussy kitty...I just like my things to remain the same and not to be contaminated or spoiled by others...aka the ginger pest who sometimes thinks he is the boss around here...WRONG! VERY WRONG!! Everybody knows that I'm the one in charge in this house and humits and other kitties obey me...so when the ginger pest wants to take over my snoozing, thinking spot then trouble is definitely in the air...He can't snooze wherever he likes you see...in this house there are rules...my rules...everybody obeys my rules or there is...trouble. Even humits know to obey my rules...they do what they've being told to do...So my things are mine and my tent is all mine too and out of bounds for everybody else...nobody else is allowed to snooze there...especially the ginger pest...he can't just sneak there when I'm occupied elsewhere. e.g being in the kitchen with the humits and checking the fridge's contents and then just steal my spot and afterwards refuse to move like he is his tent...So of course now I'm very upset and somebody else is going to feel my wrath very soon...till dinner time that is...Humits of course do try to be understanding so they've just built me another tent...a better one with the best view in the room and in the best spot but still the fact remains...he is a thief and needs to be punished for his crimes...also he never allows me to share his food too...the nerve of that kitty. So I need to come with a good plan to take my revenge on him...something slow and painful ideally...without humits realising of course...OK back to my tend then to think a genius plan to pay back the ginger pest!