1. Your
cat seems to spend more time and take more space on your bed than you
do!
2. Your
cat always eats better than you (her food looks and tastes better
and it is more expensive than anything that you can afford to buy
for yourself).
3. Your
cat is more intelligent and talented than you!
4. Your
cats seems to spend more time watching TV these days than you do (and
she is not watching only nature programmes when you aren't around it
seems!!)
5. Your
cat seems to know how to operate all of your gadgets even better than
you do (and she appears to be very skillful with your laptop...)!
6. Your
cat can have a conversation and win all the arguments with you!
7. Your cats gets more and better presents at Christmas and birthdays than you do..
8. Your
cat always tells you when it is dinner time (especially when you're
late feeding her) and when to change her litter-tray.
9. Your
cat has more expensive furniture (and toys) than you do in the
house...
10. ....and
finally she has managed after all these years to train you well to
obey all her ...demands and to let you believe that you are still
the one in charge around the house (silly humans!).
