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I most definitely need new toys...oh humits time for your 2013 resolutions! |
So
and since the new year has already just started and which of course
it also means that it is once again that time...when the inevitable
and dread resolutions begin. For humans is the always the usual
stuff, lose weight, spend more time with the family, do more, do
less, etc, etc (not to be achieved of course as humits lack
determination to anything really!)
But
of course it's not just the humans who'd embark on a program of
self-improvement in the spirit of the New Year, us, kitties, want
also perhaps not so much to improve ourselves (as we are simply
purrfect in many ways) but simply to just fine-tune ourselves..
So
here they are my New Year's resolutions, for this year that is!
Resolution
1: Too perhaps try and lose a little, tiny, weight perhaps so I can
jump on that elusive window sill and to all high above the ground
surfaces! But of course humits need to provide some form of incentive
though such as new and the right kinds of toys to play with, a new
scratching post, cat tree, etc, etc...
Resolution
2: To try and be perhaps a bit friendlier to other humits that
sometimes visit my domain! I should try not to always turn my nose up
at newcomers right away but instead to give them a chance to perhaps
scratch my ears and chin and after of course I have shed some of my
fur on their clothes to establish my presence, before exiting the
room to find a quiet spot for snoozing.
Resolution
3: To try to be bit more cuddlier for my humits! I will try of course
to purr more often and loudly to even be more affectionate to
everyone in the family, except of course from the other two, Ripley
and Choo, who seem to always try to annoy me by just being around!
Resolution
4: I promise not to be so fussy about my food, as long as my food
is always the the right texture, taste and temperature, and given at
the right time each day without no delay no matter what! Oh wait a
minute I'm not really fussy when it comes to my food, I eat
everything...oh well I promise then not to become fussy about my food
this year...what about it, humit?
Resolution
5 : No more scratching on the furniture or carpet, I will only use
the scratching posts (unless of course humans get new furniture or
re-carpet the house in which case...well you know I am a kitty after
all). Besides i don't think the carpet on the stairs can take any
more scratching...there are already enough marks to show who really
owns this place!
Resolution
6. I promise to stop hiding stuff behind the couch, under the
furniture where no human hand (or paw for that matter) can reach!.
Besides it's getting a little cluttered behind there anyhoo and there
isn't enough space to hide anything else anymore!
Resolution
7: I'll let everyone else sleep later in the morning...
I
suppose 4 a.m. is a little too early to get everyone up to play and
feed me. I think I can hold on until 4.15 a.m. unless of course
humits are exposing their feet and hands again from under the bed
covers!
Resolution
8: I'll stay off the kitchen counters, laptops and tables when humans
are eating....(unless of course they are eating chicken, beef, ham,
lamb, turkey, fish, bacon, etc, etc). Of course I know that my humits
tend to get upset sometimes, so I'll try to be a bit more
understanding and climb up there later when everyone is not around or
looking so I can patrol these off limits areas in peace!
Final
Resolution: I also promise to give my humits some time to do their
'important' (yeah right!) work and not to disturb them provided that
my humits stick to my timetable or don't forget their kitty duties
so meals and play sessions are always on time (besides it takes a
while for a laptop to warm enough before any well behaved kitty can
sit or snooze on it....)
Finally,
let's all (kitties and humits) have a great new year!